The biggest act of dumbassery in the Punch-a-Bunch episode was actually the fact that one of the Showcase Showdown prizes was a hot dog cart. You could see the terror shine through both of the contestants' eyes: 'Jesus, what the hell am I going to do with a hot dog cart?'

"You make it sound so vulgar, David, as if the son of hot dog dynasty were being offered in marriage to the daughter of the mustard king."

"Anything can happen when two sites share a server, 'cos."

My favourite has always been Indiana Jones and the Vessel of Ra, which really nailed how the fourth Indiana Jones movie was inevitably going to feel. Their casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as "Indy Jr." is just spot on, because Shia LaBeouf has always felt like a "Universe B" version of Gordon-Levitt. ORT!

I hope this trend means that Remy Shand is about to burst forth from the head of Zeus (Or wherever the hell he's been hiding) with a brand new album.

I'm not sure, but it's coincidentally an impediment to getting a liquor license for your cleverly-named expanding burger chain.

Yup, you got it. I've heard a few folks say that it's pretty open information in the Boston area that Wahlburg is only pursuing a pardon because his criminal record is holding back the restaurant expansion. It seems pretty probable to me that his people leaked this tidbit to TMZ because "Marky Mark wants to be an…

and has a successful restaurant chain

Definitely. One of the people Wahlberg attacked was blinded in one eye — a disability that potentially limited career plans. Wahlberg may be genuinely sorry, but that man is still partially-blind, so Wahlberg should at least feel some of the same limitations as his victim. I hate to go here (no I don't), but an eye…

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Sorkin wants everything to be Network. Remember when he did that one-episode television adaptation of Network? It got a spin-off starring Chandler?

I could get pedantic and point out that Shyamalan made two films before The Sixth Sense, but I'm going to focus on the bigger crime here: If Shyamalan had stopped making films after The Sixth Sense, then he would have never made Unbreakable. So the proper list you're looking for is "Directors who made four films and…

You are absolutely my favourite novelty account. I look forward to seeing more of you in the future!

Eddie never!

Yeah, I really gotta plug L'Anse aux Meadows, and Norstead, the reconstruction village that's basically right across the road from the Historic Site. And you have to drive through Gros Morne to reach it, so you can hit up two UNESCO World Heritage Sites in a single trip!

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Slender: The Eight Pages. I know that's kind of its bread-and-butter, but damn, I found it pants-pissingly scary.

I totally agree that you can't really do more than guess at what Tredwell's intentions were. I just think most people (including the other poster who responded to you) would consider Grizzly Man in the context of how AV Club made this list — a documentary that changed course during the making. Herzog was contacted…

Absolutely. Skyler really doesn't come off as particularly likeable in the first season. I haven't seen the first season in quite awhile, but I remember that episode where they let Hank and Marie know that Walt is sick, and Skyler keeps bowling over Walt and speaking for him, talking about the treatments he will be…