No you can't, uselessbeauty, no one can!

Adam Baldwin ruined Adam Baldwin for me. :(

Hooray! I win!

Well, I was raised Catholic, with a set of parents who clung to their dead-end relationship until all of their children had moved out and neither could stand to be married any longer. Which I guess partially explains my dislike for the song. So…uh…there's that.

I've never enjoyed this song — I always found the baseball break in the song to be weirdly cheesy, and the idea of someone being trapped in a relationship forever based on one night of passion has always made me feel claustrophobically panicky. The idea that women are supposed to be demanding things in return for sex…

Partner called in to cancel cable a few years ago, for the same reasons as you (Because: Netflix). We were still keeping an Internet package with them, it was only the cable we were dropping, but they were so desperate to keep us on as customers that the representative eventually offered us cable for $1/month. When…

Oh lord, how resentful I've gotten over that stupid Beetlejuice reference. It's less a joke than an amusing reference and homage to the movie, dragged out over three seasons, but I just don't get why everyone acted like it was the most clever thing to happen in a television comedy. Arrested Development packed an…

I think the Tyrion/Tywin encounter will be episode nine, with Brienne running into Lady Stoneheart at the end of episode ten. HBO consistently puts their big "holy shit" stuff in the second-last episode of the season, with the last episode to give you some reaction time and room to breath, and GoT has been following…

Yeah, lovelorn Ross who kept missing the Rachel window through lack of gumption and a pinch of bad luck was relatable — we've all been there.  Creepy, jealous Ross who wouldn't respect Rachel's space when she asked for it (Spawning the awful "WE WERE ON A BREAK" debate) was a jerk.  They did such a 180 with Ross at…

Yes.  Someone on Reddit recently put forth the question, "Why keep on living?" and I really wanted to just post a clip of Luthor's speech as a reply.

I always thought Dr. Fate definitely could take on the Corp, not because they're necessarily wimpy, but because he's Dr. Fate.  He chooses to stand down because, hey, he's always searching for a different path.

It's difficult to evaluate, because there were only three Janae flashbacks, and all had her interacting with males, but I think the implication is that she felt rejected and constantly at odds with her own community, probably regardless of gender.  It's pretty clear from the flashbacks that she has no real connection…

I came here expecting to see 'The Bluenose' by Stan Rogers on this list.  Boy, Stan sure liked singing about boats, didn't he?

And the Oscar goes to…me!

Wow, I feel like there was a major miss in the assessment and comparison of Daria/King of the Hill.  To me, King of the Hill, while more character-driven, is the more detached show.  While King of the Hill celebrates the kooky foibles of Arlen's citizens and consistently has emotional episodes, there's never any…