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this article is written really awfully. (or is it? isn't it annoying to qualify everything i say with something written in parentheses, as if i'm afraid to have an opinion on anything?)

only in the av club does jay-z receive more accusations of being overrated than kanye does

RISK IT ALL
eastern united states vs western united states starts now

@subpar: i loled

you didn't laugh when leonard said he was banned from that particular Denny's? the fuq?

Annie is secretly a whore i mean hooker i mean companion

"as genre conventions go, samurai films are westerns"

what about The Joke? Surely one of the Stork's greatest achievements.

1. messianic
2. mixology
3. aerodynamics
4. epidemiology
5. accounting

fuck yeah messianic myths

sweet idea for a list—especially because it's fun to see people get mad about the smiths and the beatles
my choices: silver on dolittle and aluminum on white blood cells

how about "songles"?

are you talking about mp3s bro?

@sarccastro

the only logic i can find behind the ariel pink choice is that the track sounds more disco than anything else this year. i don't know whether it's better or worse than the Hercules Love Affair disco garbage from a few years ago, but it certainly gave me the same WTF reaction.

somebody up there likes em
em is such a better rapper than he is a singer/producer/actor. he'll win a grammy for best rap album at the upcoming grammys. then he'll make this movie, so that's he got something to do while MBDTF and C4 compete for next year's. Dre's also probably hoping for a grammy for Detox. i bet…

Grown Ups is the only one of these movies I've seen. i thought it was pretty good, considering it's been a long time since i've had any kind of high expectations for a Sandler vehicle. the totally emasculated leads and the shit-for-brains/addicted-to-technology kids might be typical sitcom fare, but they're still…

also agreed. this album is offensively bland.

still cool as a toy skeleton

comments section FTW. can't hardly wait is a decent choice though.
the warehouse in TMNT when sam rockwell says "anything you want, take it. anything you wanna do, do it"