Apparently his hair was red but then turned white after a ghostly apparition and the dye didn't take.

OK, I legit laughed out loud. Well done.

I can't wait for Hiram to show up, if only because it means Veronica will stop saying "my father" in every fucking sentence.

That is awesome. I can't wait to see Glenn marveling at how wonderful the new store looks (even though it will probably look almost exactly the same).

Ditto. I'm also a big fan of Michael Bunin, so I'd love to see more of him.

Although it was a bit believable, because come on, if they sold baby pigs, Cheyenne would SURELY know and be spending all of her time with them. (I would watch that. Nichole Bloom is delightful.)

I loved this episode. Taco mix in the banana bread? That is just the insane kind of detail I expect from this show. I always love when Dina calls the birds. I also love every time they bring up the raccoons, because it makes me think of Colton Dunn on Parks and Rec. Another great callback: Cheyenne finally found her…

I looked it up, and she is 9. In this day and age, a training bra is not necessarily out of the question at 9. (It could also just be that she wanted one to feel more grown up.)

Yup. And that also explains why Erica has been about to go to college for a couple years.

For Jake, hiccups like that wouldn't really hinder his progress as much because he's a white man. Amy is Latina and a woman which would definitely make it harder, but Holt probably wasn't thinking about that. He was thinking about his specific experience as a black man. He's lived that life, so he's more likely to…

Upvoting in sympathy, not because I liked that it happened.

And really, if anyone would take a don't-rock-the-boat attitude, it would be Terry. Terry just wants things to go smoothly so he can go home to his family and his yogurt. I like that he really thought about it and decided that no, this is where he really needs to take a stand.

I'm not even going to pretend Terry didn't make me cry. Braugher and especially Crews killed it. I appreciated that they kept the antics to a minimum in that storyline, which allowed them to tell it seriously without going too dark for a comedy. There were no hijnks (until Margo) and Maldak was a douche but not some…

It's not about the guy being yours or about possessing him. It's really not about the guy at all; it's about acknowledging to your friend, "Hey, I know this might suck for you and make you sad. I want to make sure it won't be too painful for you." A decent friend will then say, "Of course you should date him," even if…

Thanks! I knew it wasn't smart, but I couldn't remember what it was.

No love for Mr. Branca? I loved his little bit when he was guarding the door. "Did I say smart kids? I meant slow kids." "That's us!"

They said he was probably 4 or 5 when the virus hit, so all I could think was that maybe he didn't remember his name.

Gail and Erica were in a relationship before they found the Tuscon gang, so it's not surprising that with Phil dead and Todd marrying Melissa, they would get back together.

That's what I thought, although Junior said, "It's not even the best college in LA." I'd like Zoey's imaginary school to be decent. (Yes, I realize how ridiculous that sounds.)

I lost it at "I couldn't find the cricket." Anna Faris did a TREMENDOUS job with that line reading; my heart completely shattered for her.