Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I love that Piers Morgan thinks that we are all as stupid as he is and will therefore believe he knew that quote was from something he wrote. Nice try, asshat.

To be clear, for me at least, it's not her wanting to go that makes her a bitch. It's that "I didn't know you had to try so hard to be a good person" line said to someone who has obviously been an amazing person to her throughout their relationship, even with the hiccups. If he'd said that to her, I would have said he…

Well, as Toby suggested in the pilot, there's always porn.

I'm sorry… Jewel solves house-flipping-related murders? I am both horrified and enthralled by the idea of that.

She'd been fantasizing about going back to Paris for years and years and years after studying abroad there. She gave it up for a dude she'd known for a few weeks. I cannot stress that enough. This wasn't a long-term relationship. She'd known him for weeks and had been dating him for… a day maybe? I would have even let…

Oh no… I of course now have to know. Preparing to be ragey.

She also flipped out because Duane Read tweeted about her shopping there. I get not wanting to seem like you are promoting something you aren't for free (I guess), but threatening to sue was insane.

I hate Katherine Heigl (I didn't even like her before everything blew up), but it's hard to resist the lure of Dule Hill. I might give this a try, but it doesn't sound all that promising. The good news is that it sounds like a show I can watch occasionally when I'm bored and still be able to understand it.

There is legit one that is about both of those things. I love how ridiculous it is because it's a typical Hallmark movie about a typical Hallmark movie being filmed (although in this movie, the movie-within-a-movie is supposed to be a big film). Celebrity comes to a small town to film a Christmas movie and falls in…

There's also one in which Danica McKellar is offered her dream job in Paris but throws it away to stay with a dude she's known for a couple of weeks. I love Danica McKellar, but that makes me rage-y.

You just described "Love You Like Christmas." And probably 100 more. http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

He is a real person outside of the snowglobe. (That movie might have been horrific, but I can't say no to something set at Christmas and starring Donald Faison and Alicia Witt.)

I watch a lot of these movies at Christmas because I am a sucker for anything that is set at Christmas and features snow, Christmas decorations, twinkling lights, etc. I rarely watch the ones with Candace Cameron Bure. She really is awful. I don't know why people like her; I assume it's because there's a decent amount…

Agreed. If there is any hint of them getting together BEFORE Jack dies, they are terrible (although given what the show has shown us about Rebecca, I don't see that coming). I really hope they just came together in shared grief rather than Miguel seeing this as an opportunity and swooping in.

I felt like Rebecca was a bit of a bitch last night. "I didn't realize you had to try so hard to be a good person." Damn. I recognize that she has basically put her life on hold for 16 years, but it's not like Jack has been living the carefree life of his dreams while she sat at home and rotted. And yes, she should be…

Lamorne Morris is absolutely the MVP of this show (and America's Sweetheart!). The other characters are great to good (Jess gets on my last damn nerve, but she worked last night), but for me, it's all about Winnie the Bish. As noted in the review, Lamorne is given this ridiculous, overblown character to play, but he…

Did you laugh out loud? I would have.

That made me involuntarily yell out, "I don't know you!"

For the rest of my life, in my head at least, I will pronounce "Aaron" as "A-A-Ron."