Every time Iris says "starLABS" the same way Jeff Winger says "starBURNS".

they did have guns - you can see some of them either holding or going for their sidearms before being neutralised by peg.

the photo manipulation of evans is not even stupid enough.the drawn cap's left pec sticks out way further than his right one. imagine the bird's eye view of that character.

this deserves more than the upvote i can give it.

actually i believe the phrase originated with kirk/spock fanfiction.

that whole scene was laugh after laugh for me, escalating as it went, culminating in craig's perfect "not the time".

with that exasperated hand gesture he gives in the opening credits.

"the rest that followed" is so far two episodes.

the fundamental difference between prayers and "good wishes" is that people who offer good wishes do not delude themselves that they are doing something productively or substantively useful. there's very little smug about "good wishes", whereas people who offer to "pray for you!" often think they're being so gracious…

god, i'm the worst. THE WORST.

i love his line reading. it somehow emphasises "double" as if they just showed him the script for the first time as a microphone was in front of him and didn't give him a change to read the whole line before speaking it.

i love her momentary refusal, and then "what the hell" shrug as she takes the money.

yes! this is always mine. it's not the best joke, but as @J.P. McPickleshitter noted nearby, it's the misdirected gags that get me. my other pick: "i'm seein' double! four krustys!"

me neither, but in hindsight it seems SO OBVIOUS i feel like a turd.

Wasn't there going to be a Ted Cruz movie called All You Need is Kill? Whatever happened to that??

it's subjective… and wrong, at the same time.

everything about that post is 100% adorable.

ah, thank you very much. i also missed when they said they didn't have the report. man, i really was not paying my usual level of attention last night. good spy work by carter, though.

i feel like a schmuck, but i missed something and i don't understand what peg did to fall on her sword. she said something about a file, and she and jarvis saw each other, and suddenly he's leaving and she's getting chewed out by dooley. i couldn't rewind. fill me in?

come and give your uncle a nice hot meal.