The "Technical Difficulties" still of Kent Brockman in a straitjacket is currently my Facebook picture.

Wait a minute. I'd like to tack on a rider to that bill: 30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

I, uh, have enjoyed some spotted dick. I split a can with someone awhile back and found it reasonably tasty, if not something I'd eat often.

That alt text gave me a much needed laugh.

My team lost to an FCS school as well, so I know your pain.

Branigan's Law is a lot like Branigan's love—hard and fast.

Speaking of Bob Hamelin: http://www.slate.com/articl…

*wiggles like a sperm*

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!

And now, the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass!

I received a message from a guy that consisted of "hi do you mastrabulate" (yes, exact spelling and grammar).

Just a couple of things, to be fair to Jacob the Liar. One, the author of the book it's based on was a survivor of the Lodz ghetto (as well as the camps of Ravensbruck and Sachsenhausen. Robin Williams' character was telling false stories to give the people living in the ghetto hope and as such, became, however…

@avclub-ede79a5ee534f274b5f109567e6c4722:disqus  Yeah. I've read the entire series and the last book was pretty awful. Harris brought back characters she didn't need to bring back, and she decided to ignore or drop things she had previously established to force her preferred ending on the books, even though the books…

Well, I had been a little drunk and listening to Neil Diamond a few hours before writing it. 

@Dikachu:disqus  is, unfortunately, correct. I'm not usually squeamish, but I'm just revolted by that situation, and worried about this woman's children.

Dear Savage Dik,

I share a birthday with Brian May and Benedict Cumberbatch.

I really loved Moral Orel and it saddens me that Adult Swim passed on the opportunity for a prequel series. Dino said something like "Mike Lazzo's a nice guy, but takes things way too personally" in his last AMA, so yeah, probably not a great relationship there.

Earl Warren wasn't a stripper! 

*puts on dork glasses*