As soon as I saw this article, "Balloons! Mother fuckin ballons!" got playing in my head.

CALL ME THOR.

Yes. ET was just too arousing.

This is America and he has a right for Both Sides, Now to be heard. Of course he'll probably end up saying Hello, Again to the inside of a jail cell.

I've had a spectacularly shitty day, but seeing that made me giggle uncontrollably. Thank you!

I'm biased, but I think his original is great: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I did some karaoke a couple of weeks ago (drunkenly, of course). They only had "Solitary Man," but I sang it…then went on to do some Air Supply….Alcohol makes me do some strange things…

I would love some of Homer's patented, space-age, out of this world moon waffles.

A quick search of IMDB, reveals it was Illegal in Blue: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

One of my favorite Simpsons quotes: "According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is…LOVE?! Who's been screwing with this thing?!"

A thirty pack of Key Light will also do.

Take that Guernica!

When his companion asks if he's going to be wearing that thing all the time , he'll say, "ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES!!!"

Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.

I wasn't either, but I lurked outside in the bushes and got plenty of incriminating photos!

UP AND AT THEM!

I wrote this song after I killed a drifter to get an erection….

Pun threads make me impotent with rage.

I'm never going to get tired of telling people that the first base coach for the Kansas City Royals is Rusty Kuntz.

And now it's time for the Paddling of the Swollen Ass.