It's like people only do these things to get paid and that's just really sad.

Speaking of It's Always Sunny, Charlie thinking that the "Closed" sign says "Coors" made me laugh so hard.

I'm partial to a wedge of orange myself. I got started on it when I went to Croatia. Cold, made with real sugar Coke poured into a glass with an orange….mmmmmmmm.

This thread frightens and confuses me.

Kent: First let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow!

Actually, Marci would probably be into it, as she was shown to be pretty sexually adventurous.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  I think @avclub-23dc117ef9479407fb6c6a666005af40:disqus was referring to House, the villain of The Doctor's Wife.

Help yourself, but stay above the equator!

*exits closet, scurries away*

I want to know who the fuck thought this book was worthy of publication (unless, of course, it was a vanity press thing).

I'm on my sixth beer of the evening so forgive me if I'm confusing my facts. The EW thing is kind of funny because they were supposed to have the exclusive scoop on "The Star Wars" (the comic adaptation of the original draft of the Star Wars script), but news got out before EW got the article out and when they did, it…

@avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus http://textsfromtheoldtardi…

Heh, I listened to that song a few hours ago and shed a few tears during it.

Hey! I'm a girl with an unabashed love of Van Halen.

Welp, this is as good a place as any to mention that for me, it's Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

Yeah, I've lived in Kansas all of my life and haven't heard of them, either.

And bigotry.

I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Congratulations!

As a Braves fan, I'd just like to say don't worry, the Braves will choke down the stretch! *cries bitter tears*