Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

Ugh, sinus and allergy issues made worse by Kansas weather. The temperature dropped forty degrees from Monday to today and yesterday we managed to be under both t-storm watches and winter storm watches.

Penis. Because the picture above made me think of Jay Leno getting a blowjob. *shudders*

I'm a fangirl that would do terrible things to both Tennant and Smith, but I'd like a bit more diversity in the companions. I know costs and the time in the makeup chair would make it not practical, but I'd love to see an alien (like Strax or Vastra, along with Jenny) as a companion. An older man like Wilf or Brian…

The TV movie was awful, but I quite liked Paul McGann as the Doctor. Some day soon, I'm going to check out the Big Finnish stuff, so I can hear more of him.

That phenomenon is likely nothing new—I bet a lot of boys were helped through puberty by Liz Shaw or Peri.

They'll mop up when you're overflowing, and tell you when your ass is showing!

Well, the governor is giving Voldemort a run for his money in the villain department.

For some reason the egg guy scurrying away makes me laugh so hard.

@avclub-f6c9dc70ecfd8f90ba8598aa2401cd1a:disqus Well, why I don't I drink out of a toilet bowl.

Yeah. Lost my mom awhile back and I was crying at the end.

As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, give me no sign. 

I went to YouTube to find the clip of their song from the Critic and I ended up tearing up: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

College football and basketball: Kansas State
MLB: Braves and Royals

Whaddya mean, "booze ain't food?!"

I see the pattern of the rest of the day is set: humming "Never Gonna Give You Up" while imagining Jon Hamm's majestic penis. I can live with that.

I admire your restraint in only giving the AV Club website DD sized breasts.

Heh, Crazy Cat Lady for me!  K-State's currently in meltdown mode as they're getting their asses handed to them by LaSalle. 

Accessioning collections gets me hot!

Last week I posted about my experience with a creepy, drunken letch and posting about it gave me the boost I needed to cancel on the guy and just move on. I would rather be alone than be with some jerk that doesn't respect me.