Usually it's the visual terms that get me.

No, he has a thing for holograms.

That's the thing I like about idol contestants - I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

I, for one, would watch a movie about Xenomorphs invading Scotland.

If you can come up with a more interesting way to slay inflation than having the Federal Reserve raise the federal funds interest rate by several percent, then maybe we can make your inflation slaying movie.

Between the commenters' Simpsons quotes and the Newswire's slightly rewritten CNN articles, "slightly rewritten quote machine" is what we have become.

I, for one, wouldn't bet against the weird fetishes people on the internet are into.

I swear that isn't mine, dad. I'm just, um, holding it for a friend.

Well you deserved it for stalking her so closely.

And wedding after wedding after wedding!

Sometimes I can't tell the joke superheroes and the real superheroes apart.

So he's going to Jennifer Lawrence his way through the movie?

Coincidentally, the next movie is titled "Avengers: Huge Corporate Entertainment Machine".

It's coming back! They just said they were going out to get some smokes! They'll be back any minute now, you'll see!

Marketing failures are still failures.

No no… They thought a *$1200* juice bag squeeze was a good idea. The price cut to $400 was only after it was revealed to be worthless garbage.

How many buzzwords can you fit in a one sentence marketing pitch?

When you're dick is on your face, that's a real time saver.

It also masks the absurdity of urban housing prices, caused by inadequate supply. In a more rural show like Parks and Rec, it's perfectly reasonable for even lower wage characters like April and Andy to live in a decent sized house, while two characters with much higher earnings, like Monica and Chandler, couldn't…

It's like their half assed explanation only raises further questions!