I'll second that, though my opinion probably doesn't matter too much around here at the end of all Disqus.

A juicy Lucy sounds like the name a middle schooler would come up with for some horrifying sex act.

Don't forget Sub City too if you're in CF. In all my travels, I've never found another sub quite so delicious…

Nah, they're just regular morons.

While the screen name/comment synergy is high here…are you okay Billy Everyteen? Should we be getting you some help?

Yeah, yeah, enough about what you did last weekend. We want to hear more about dino dna!

And here we are commenting on the AV club summary of the cinefix repackaging of the movie's Wikipedia page.

If only Jurassic World had bothered to learn how to combine animatronics and cg instead of using mediocre cg throughout

Despite the fact that a large number of words in that paragraph are sci-fi nonsense.

In another reality, Spice Weasel, you and I could have been friends.

Garak has an amazing monologue near the end too.

The av club is a real hotbed for ghost candle fetishists.

To my father, who's coming home…

Agreed. It's important that sirslud's high school acquaintances are finding gainful employment.

And all ex Borg are given the standard catsuit.

What does God need with a star trek?

But what about the Enterprise-C and the Death Star II?

He who controls the spice controls the the Lord of the rings?

Rather than keeping around a dying show that doesn't seem to have ardent fans?

I'm glad to finally meet somebody else who gets off on the realization that vintage porn actresses have probably died.