Nah I was cool in high school. I was part of the Audio Visual Club!

We'll see you in a few hours.

Snarky newswires have gotten less fun now that the country is run by cartoon characters.

I imagine it's more like Mickey mouse. Sure, we all know him as a corporate icon, but who actually watches movies or tv shows with Mickey in them?

Then ask them to cut it in half. Or if you live in Chicago, they dunk it in au jus and the whole thing will crumble into a lifeless greasy mess, providing for both storage space convenience and some stylish new grease stains!

No, $38. But they throw in several stylish Mary Louise Parker themed coasters for free!

I thought the essence of the game was triangle boobs.

And Nick has a weird thing for cheese. I don't know if that's a running bit, but they talked about his childhood cheese eating habits in an episode, and they were disgusting.

Sweeping generalizations like these have me worried about your imaginary daughter.

Is the digital only spin off show going to be season 2 of Rubicon? Because then I'm in.

I mean, you can buy it in pretty much every liquor store and most grocery stores in the country. We've come a long ways from having the president loading cases of Coors onto Air Force One.

Baskets changed into a hardcore Arby's commercial so slowly I barely noticed.

Yeah, but the scrambled embryos and bacon we had afterwards were so worth it.

Post/username synergy.

Yet for some reason my spin off of mad men starring midgets can't get off the ground.

I also use Hotmail to spam your mom.

Even good movies these days seem to not get good scores. Imagine a superhero movie with a John Williams score…

That shipment of plutonium found its way into the hands of Libyan terrorists and later, Doc Brown.

Sure, it sucks, but in a very consistent way. That kind of reliable, quickly delivered suck fest is just what some Americans need.

The man's never read an article in his life!