That Jedi would have killed you with cholesterol!

Episode V: the Roman Empire Strikes Back

No, it's the star wars viewing order where you watch return of the Jedi twice in the same day.

A more elegant wedgie from a more civilized age.

Unfortunately, it was just a do-over of the hot mess of Prince of Persia.

Everything's a little bit racist.

The man's never liked a sporting team in his life!

As I learned from Batman, being independently wealthy is the best superpower.

Like Homer's soul, you can't sell something you already don't own.

If only the presidential election went on a couple more weeks, he wouldn't have needed to know what an aleppo was anymore.

If anything, this benefits the common man willing to hammer the refresh button the second tickets go on sale.

Go to the search function, type in the letter A, and see what auto populates. Then repeat 25 more times for the other letters, and you'll have at least seen the titles to the most popular movies/shows sorted by letter.

I assume he meant 'deep, deep drinking'

Yet still, there are more dc films on this list than marvel ones. How low the dc fanboys have fallen, to be excited that only half their releases this year are the worst.

You don't read the AV club in the shower?

Boy, a science fiction movie in December? How outlandish! A studio would have to go ROGUE to release ONE in that month.

To be fair, 46% of voting Americans is well less than half of all Americans.

That's why he needs lots of grabs, to make up for how small each one is.

Well he hid the version where they doodled dump trucks on it.

And here I thought I had come up with something clever.