We're all well aware of your anti nose ridge agenda, Tyrannorabbit.

As captain America, he is of course the least popular overseas.

It's all about the craft services.

The Avengers are going to Delaware!

The other problem with classic reviews is that there are only so many old shows that are both still widely watched and deep enough to be worthy of in depth reviews of each episode. The Simpsons and Seinfeld got plenty of clicks and comments, but we did those already, so we can't keep going back and just quoting the…

Once a certain number of Halloweens have passed, I think we can finally call them leftover.

You'll never be able to see ''the rest'' of the star wars films, Disney will ensure that there's always more until the franchise becomes unprofitable.

There's still 5 or 6 more spots in the top ten to pick up, so we've got a ways to go.

Wait, so you'll never downvote him? I'm so confused.

*looks down at draft number*

I'm curious how you break a stainless steel straw the first time you use it.

But I thought I was the only one!

It's a very meta Newswire.

Buddy, you don't want to know what we did to Guy Incognito I.

I was so disappointed to learn that it's not actually flip flopped in Canada.

Sideshow Bob hasn't been in an episode since season eight, and I will hit anyone who disagrees with me in the face with a rake.

Anytime Homer calls anyone is a wiener is a hilarious line.

Yale could use an international airport.

Murder, J.P McPickleshitter… when it's a person instead of a fetus, we call it murder.

I don't think anybody in the A.V. Club gets enough sex to worry about abortions.