And all the ones who aren't recently got abortions!

If Citizen Kang was the only installment of The Simpsons ever aired, the history of the Fox network would be about twenty years shorter. Can't expect those chemical weapons plants in Syria to cover their losses forever, after all.

You do get some odd looks when you use it in a room full of people who don't get the reference. Especially at a baby shower.

Hey, did you get a load of the nerd?

I spent a while working in the south, and that was probably the strangest part of it … I still never got used to it though, despite it happening on a regular basis.

I do often think of food when golfing… anything to distract me from how boring it is.

Because you're a human being with a sense of humor?

I was curious about trying a pickled fig cake once (because I hate my body, clearly), but even the internet has zero recipes for it.

Where's Rowan? And to think, I spent all afternoon baking him this cake. I pickled the figs myself!

Well, we oftentimes make observations, at least. And I, for one, have the capacity for
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Also sad - even the Simpsons movie is seven years old now.

Don't worry, they were all just judging you with their eyes. You should have used a preemptive "but Sipowicz does it" to throw them off.

If detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?

Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

"Boobs flying tires" … I'm going to assume this means that there's a pair of sentient boobs flying through space on some rocket powered tires at some point in the movie.

Jeremy's Iron?

If you're going to be spending a lot of time on the AV Club, we should probably introduce you to sarcastic jokes sooner rather than later.

In the first two seasons the show also had Kenny, the wise crackin' bowling alley employee. There's also at least one episode where Molly references how Carol gets all the hot guys and Molly struggles to get dates, implicitly referencing her weight.

Can we make Fit Shaming a thing?

And clearly you being an asshole to them will help them achieve that goal.