Based on this, I'm guessing the Archmage's D&D campaigns can get dark when the party is running low on supplies.

I grew up on a pig farm, and I still have remind myself of that fact sometimes.

Also, abortion.

Movie 43 is its own special brand of awful. The biggest question is how did they get so many A-listers to show up and do the crappy sketches?

Let's just watch old Simpsons episodes until that comet destroys the world.

Shh, hopefully he goes to another site!

This is why the Trek franchise isn't well suited to film and should be on TV instead. The best episodes of Trek would never get green-lit for a movie because they only focus on one character or have a weird premise. "The City on the Edge of Forever", "The Measure of a Man", "The Visitor", "Waltz" - none of those…

He really, really likes the new Star Trek. And doesn't want anybody to disagree with him. So fall in line damnit!

What if Spock turned into some sort of half-Vulcan, half-machine hybrid that rules the galaxy with an iron fist?

The hardcore fans hated both of the reboot movies so far, I think. Into Darkness is really close to being a good movie, but somehow that just makes all the shitty plotting that much more frustrating.

I love Star Trek, and I mostly agree with you. If only they could combine some of the good action from Into Darkness with a real Trek plot, we would have had a movie that would rival Wrath of Khan, instead of merely aping it.

Did nerds know about things like contract negotiations before the advent of the internet?

Probably because it's a throw-off line from the classic years and they don't underline the fact that it's a callback during the episode.

Well, a girl 1.5 marks below what everyone else considers "Very Special".

I would also suspect that the Nielsen families tend to have above average income.

I think 48000 being poor is more a sign that Nielsen viewers tend to have higher than average incomes

Probably because Olmos isn't white.

The reference itself will soon be subject to the Dennis Miller ratio.

We retired all the Krandal-holes in honor of Marcia Wallace's passing.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before!