Silly @avclub-0635aab06cd18b6b3f48dba92774c912:disqus ,  you can't force the injection into her on the internet!

Yeah, but he phoned in his Simpsons reviews much worse than Sims has.

Well Reiss did accidentally run over Groening's dog.

@avclub-d4ff3c518d33328bfadc34f25b054267:disqus  Become a spambot?

Yeah, but saying his car gets "665,000 rods to the hogshead" would just be ridiculous .

With your handle, it seems like your gimmick should be posting on Classic TV reviews like they just aired.

It's a shame DeForest Kelly died before that episode was produced.  I feel like he and Zoidberg could have had some great exchanges.

Marge, are we Jewish?

Flanders to God, 
Flanders to God, 
Get off your cloud 
And save my Todd!

Oh, you bad-mouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

…You're out on your ass!

If I recall, he's also in some random commentaries for episodes where he doesn't appear in one of the early seasons (2, probably?) and he's amazing in those too.  Just relentlessly mocking everyone else in the room.. like the Simpsons used to do.

It's because wifi signals rotate counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere.

@avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus , this is where you're a viking!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: SNPP simply doesn't work.

You'd be amazed how many stares you get for using that quote out of context.

@jerodast:disqus  True - I meant give it a "SPOILER" at the top since people like me tend to skim things and miss that sentence.
So basically, I'm asking for you to compensate for my laziness.

It might be better to label this as spoilers then.

If you think this is just a season finale… I've got some bad news for you.

Who are you calling "you people"?