Today, we review the use of writing utensils in the Breaking Bad universe.

It helpfully herds the commenters away from each other.

#GoodbyeBreakingBad,HelloNeedForSpeed

I'd like to see a list of series finales better than this one.

They're saving that for the Mad Men related talk show… Talking Men.

I wish more scenarios involved making amends using a machine gun in the trunk.

It would take a lot of rope to tie up Huell.

It's really more engineering than science…

I'm pretty sure Skylar is still alive at last count, despite the internet's best efforts.

*Aims laser at chest*

Mad Men is going to be on the air for another two years, at least.  More if AMC can get better leverage on Weiner's soul.

Should I be reading this in the voice of Jesse, Walt Jr, or Porky Pig?

The episode deserved a better paraphrasing than this.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus   If only they could have worked in an excuse for some swordfighting.

Those credits have entirely too many spoilers in them.

I like that Walt made sure to get the lasers back from them.

How many times have you said it before?

Then how will you have grandchildren?

Lotta idiots out there.

I would, in fact, like to hear you get started on the Enterprise-E.