Err…did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Err…did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I'll back you up on this. I very clearly remember eating actual pizza at the McDonalds on South Padre Island in 1993. In fact, eating that shitty pizza is just about the only thing I can remember about that vacation.

I'll back you up on this. I very clearly remember eating actual pizza at the McDonalds on South Padre Island in 1993. In fact, eating that shitty pizza is just about the only thing I can remember about that vacation.

My god, that is glorious. That thread belongs in the Library of Congress.

My god, that is glorious. That thread belongs in the Library of Congress.

Finally my Hall and Oates notification is starting to pay off!

Finally my Hall and Oates notification is starting to pay off!

That's the most convincing arguement I've heard to fly Delta in years.

That's the most convincing arguement I've heard to fly Delta in years.

It definitely has that "I'm really bored on Saturday afternoon so why the fuck not" quality about it.

It definitely has that "I'm really bored on Saturday afternoon so why the fuck not" quality about it.

Man, Kristen Bell is really testing the limits of that Veronica Mars lifetime pass.

Man, Kristen Bell is really testing the limits of that Veronica Mars lifetime pass.

Pro tip: In a pinch, sheepskin makes excellent toilet paper.

Pro tip: In a pinch, sheepskin makes excellent toilet paper.

How in the name of ZEUS' BUTTHOLE can you ask a question like that right now?

How in the name of ZEUS' BUTTHOLE can you ask a question like that right now?

…that's kind of a brilliant idea.

…that's kind of a brilliant idea.