Yeah, one of my old roommates was a Juggalo from a really rough Chicago neighborhood, and he and his Juggalo friends were some of the only people I ever met from that part of town who weren't gang affiliated. They may dress weird and have shitty taste in music, but by and large they were a halfway decent group of…

Yeah, one of my old roommates was a Juggalo from a really rough Chicago neighborhood, and he and his Juggalo friends were some of the only people I ever met from that part of town who weren't gang affiliated. They may dress weird and have shitty taste in music, but by and large they were a halfway decent group of…

I think I'm gonna have to support the Juggalos on this one if only to ensure the continued availability of Faygo Rock & Rye.

I think I'm gonna have to support the Juggalos on this one if only to ensure the continued availability of Faygo Rock & Rye.

Yeah, assuming the republicans don't make it illegal to be hispanic first.

Yeah, assuming the republicans don't make it illegal to be hispanic first.

If you ever really want to feel like doing something completely futile and useless, vote for a democratic presidential candidate in Texas. Yay electoral college!

If you ever really want to feel like doing something completely futile and useless, vote for a democratic presidential candidate in Texas. Yay electoral college!

McConaughey does voiceover work in commercials for my electricity provider. I gotta be honest, his relaxed Texas twang does take away some of the sting of this summers massively skyrocketing electric bills.

McConaughey does voiceover work in commercials for my electricity provider. I gotta be honest, his relaxed Texas twang does take away some of the sting of this summers massively skyrocketing electric bills.

I'm fairly certain I'm gonna have to name my next pet or child Lord Nut Levington now. Whichever comes first.

I'm fairly certain I'm gonna have to name my next pet or child Lord Nut Levington now. Whichever comes first.

This mentality got me through season 2.

This mentality got me through season 2.

I'm mostly just amazed that Mr. Sandler is keeping up with world events.

I'm mostly just amazed that Mr. Sandler is keeping up with world events.

Well, it looks like my unrequited crush on Adrianne Palicki is gonna cost me another $8.12 (excluding popcorn and drinks).

Well, it looks like my unrequited crush on Adrianne Palicki is gonna cost me another $8.12 (excluding popcorn and drinks).

Good for Frasier Boss.

Good for Frasier Boss.