I think only in Texas, but I wouldn't put it past KC to hide good barbeque in a gas station, either.

Then you, my friend, have never been to a Bucees, the only place in America where the phrase "gas station pulled pork sandwich" is an invitation to deliciousness rather than a threat.

This. Bread is one of the easiest and cheapest things to do well, and somehow Subway-a place that only sells food wrapped in bread- fucks it up. It's like a mouse got into every Subway bread oven, died, and employees just kept shoving dough in there anyway hoping nobody would notice. As someone who just managed to…

This. Bread is one of the easiest and cheapest things to do well, and somehow Subway-a place that only sells food wrapped in bread- fucks it up. It's like a mouse got into every Subway bread oven, died, and employees just kept shoving dough in there anyway hoping nobody would notice. As someone who just managed to…

WHOA FAT BETTY BLAM BA LAM

WHOA FAT BETTY BLAM BA LAM

I still have some minor PTSD from 2 years working at a multiplex during high school. This plus the insane amount I'm expected to pay to see a movie (which where I am is much closer to $20 than $8) make me glad I invested in a decent TV.

I still have some minor PTSD from 2 years working at a multiplex during high school. This plus the insane amount I'm expected to pay to see a movie (which where I am is much closer to $20 than $8) make me glad I invested in a decent TV.

Well, it's good to see that Artie Lange's still alive.

Well, it's good to see that Artie Lange's still alive.

I came here prepared to defend ELO against the snarky backlash of AVC commenters, but there seems to be no need. So, carry on, I guess.

I came here prepared to defend ELO against the snarky backlash of AVC commenters, but there seems to be no need. So, carry on, I guess.

Sadly, the airport might be Houston's best feature. I have a guaranteed minimum wage job if I want it (which would at least help pay bills while I look for something better), and I know a few people who could use a roommate. Worst case scenario, I have family with a spare bedroom, so it's not like I'm at risk of being…

Sadly, the airport might be Houston's best feature. I have a guaranteed minimum wage job if I want it (which would at least help pay bills while I look for something better), and I know a few people who could use a roommate. Worst case scenario, I have family with a spare bedroom, so it's not like I'm at risk of being…

Alright, your old rageoholic friend needs some advice here (and, as some of the least terrible people on the internet this seems as good a place to ask as anywhere). I'm seriously considering quitting my relatively high-paying but soul-sucking job in Houston to return to Chicago, a city full of people and places I'm…

Alright, your old rageoholic friend needs some advice here (and, as some of the least terrible people on the internet this seems as good a place to ask as anywhere). I'm seriously considering quitting my relatively high-paying but soul-sucking job in Houston to return to Chicago, a city full of people and places I'm…

I dunno, $500 a plate is pretty steep for Lake Trout, Crab Chips, and Natty Boh.

I dunno, $500 a plate is pretty steep for Lake Trout, Crab Chips, and Natty Boh.

"The Jerk Store called! They're running out of you!"

"The Jerk Store called! They're running out of you!"