I'm pretty sure there aren't enough raw materials on Earth to produce the amount of Febreeze that boat's gonna need after this.

I'm pretty sure there aren't enough raw materials on Earth to produce the amount of Febreeze that boat's gonna need after this.

Skinny Drew Carey kind of scares me. With a little photoshop work on those pearly whites those pics could be the right half of one of those "Meth Before and After" billboards.

Skinny Drew Carey kind of scares me. With a little photoshop work on those pearly whites those pics could be the right half of one of those "Meth Before and After" billboards.

Hamm.

Hamm.

I was about to give you shit for getting Tarzan Boy stuck in my head, but it's been a dull enough day over here that this is actually an improvement. So, carry on.

I was about to give you shit for getting Tarzan Boy stuck in my head, but it's been a dull enough day over here that this is actually an improvement. So, carry on.

I'm getting ads for Sullivan and Sons and anti-Ted Cruz political ads, so beer ads would actually be an improvement. How's come you get all the cool ads and I don't?

I'm getting ads for Sullivan and Sons and anti-Ted Cruz political ads, so beer ads would actually be an improvement. How's come you get all the cool ads and I don't?

On that note, Jon Hamm should become at least a semi-regular on Sklarbro Country. Between the St. Louis connection and their similar comic sensibilities, JH could easily be the lost Sklarbro. Both eps he's been on so far were pretty fantastic.

On that note, Jon Hamm should become at least a semi-regular on Sklarbro Country. Between the St. Louis connection and their similar comic sensibilities, JH could easily be the lost Sklarbro. Both eps he's been on so far were pretty fantastic.

Agreed. Even worse, I can't hear the song without thinking about breakfast from Burger King, even though I'm pretty sure they stopped airing those commercials like 15 years ago. I guess advertising really works if it's fucking obnoxious enough.

Agreed. Even worse, I can't hear the song without thinking about breakfast from Burger King, even though I'm pretty sure they stopped airing those commercials like 15 years ago. I guess advertising really works if it's fucking obnoxious enough.

I wouldn't say first crush, but Polley definitely inspired Teenage Rageoholic to watch "Go" more times than the movie warranted.

I wouldn't say first crush, but Polley definitely inspired Teenage Rageoholic to watch "Go" more times than the movie warranted.

While Target isn't exactly friendly to alternative lifestyles, I believe this. I worked at Target when Prince's last album came out. I don't know if it was out of some sense of Minnesotan loyalty, but the store was plastered with ads for the album, culminating in a massive display at the front of electronics with an…

While Target isn't exactly friendly to alternative lifestyles, I believe this. I worked at Target when Prince's last album came out. I don't know if it was out of some sense of Minnesotan loyalty, but the store was plastered with ads for the album, culminating in a massive display at the front of electronics with an…

Well, it's worldly in the sense that large parts of the south and west sides look and feel like Mexico.

Well, it's worldly in the sense that large parts of the south and west sides look and feel like Mexico.