I'm willing to accept that we might be the worst if everyone agrees to come up with a better name for my generation than "Millenials." I'm on the older edge of that group, but I've still got a good 40-50 years left (in theory), and if I have to listen to people refer to me by that idiotic name for the next few decades…

That was a better choice than Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I think. William Sadler as the grim reaper is kind of hard to beat.

That was a better choice than Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I think. William Sadler as the grim reaper is kind of hard to beat.

Yeah, as someone who grew up in one city and currently lives in the other, I'll concur that both are equally shitty. Anyone who thinks Austin is better, however, just hasn't spent enough time there. Austin is just Portland with swamp ass and scorpions.

Yeah, as someone who grew up in one city and currently lives in the other, I'll concur that both are equally shitty. Anyone who thinks Austin is better, however, just hasn't spent enough time there. Austin is just Portland with swamp ass and scorpions.

Cool story, Vance Brand.

Cool story, Vance Brand.

For some reason, members of my family used a Best of Phil Collins cassette as workout music well into the early 2000s. As a result, listening to any of the songs mentioned in this article still make me want to just murder everything.

For some reason, members of my family used a Best of Phil Collins cassette as workout music well into the early 2000s. As a result, listening to any of the songs mentioned in this article still make me want to just murder everything.

A guy I lived with last year still wears JNCOs regularly. But he's also a Puerto Rican Juggalo with paranoia issues and one of the most extensive knife-and-hatchet collections I've ever seen, so it wasn't really something we gave him a lot of shit about.

A guy I lived with last year still wears JNCOs regularly. But he's also a Puerto Rican Juggalo with paranoia issues and one of the most extensive knife-and-hatchet collections I've ever seen, so it wasn't really something we gave him a lot of shit about.

My apolgies then. While I enjoy visiting your state (Crawfish! Cocktails! Boobs! Washboards!) I rarely stay sober on my trips. You haven't experienced LA until you've made a drunken, futile attempt to tell a New Orleans cabbie to take you to your friends place off Tchoupitoulas at 3am.

My apolgies then. While I enjoy visiting your state (Crawfish! Cocktails! Boobs! Washboards!) I rarely stay sober on my trips. You haven't experienced LA until you've made a drunken, futile attempt to tell a New Orleans cabbie to take you to your friends place off Tchoupitoulas at 3am.

I like Mr. Show as much as the next guy, but some of us work in open-plan offices, so a heads-up would be nice whenever you plan on posting screencaps with naked dudes.

I like Mr. Show as much as the next guy, but some of us work in open-plan offices, so a heads-up would be nice whenever you plan on posting screencaps with naked dudes.

Natchitoches is, for some reason, pronounced "Nacka-tush." It seems that in order to pronounce anything in Louisiana you have to first learn French and then suffer some sort of massive head trauma.

Natchitoches is, for some reason, pronounced "Nacka-tush." It seems that in order to pronounce anything in Louisiana you have to first learn French and then suffer some sort of massive head trauma.

130 comments when I went to bed last night and 2100 when i woke up this morning. Good work kids.

130 comments when I went to bed last night and 2100 when i woke up this morning. Good work kids.

That'll do, Harmon, that'll do.