That'll do, Harmon, that'll do.

I've got some binaca if you need it, bro.

In 6th grade, I had to make a rap song about blackbeard for english class. While the song was basically the fresh prince of bel air theme with the word "blackbeard" subbed in for "fresh prince," I'm pretty sure the VHS copy of that performance would get higher ratings than this show.

Ugh. This fucking show. I'd say I'm done with it, but I don't really have anything better to do on Mondays at 7pm. So, same time next season, I guess.

The only soap I've seen is "Destinos", a very shitty spanish language instructional show that Senora Roundtree would make us watch on days she was too hungover to teach. I think it was about a kidnapped dog or something. I didn't really understand the dialogue, but god damn could those b-list spanish actors emote.

I think I remember seeing a Stoli label on one of Roger's bottles a few episodes back. Which is surprising, since clear liquors are for rich women on diets.

After last week's Sklarbro Country, I find myself constantly looking for scenes where Don is checking World Series scores on his cell phone under the table. I also find it hilarious that Stan is apparently the only person on the show with a working TV in his trailer.

Well, to celebrate the full-season order of Parks and Recreation I spent a good chunk of time Friday afternoon rewatching some of my favorite episodes from the past. I didn't bother with anything from Season 1, but even watching S2 episodes shows just how much the show has grown in a relatively short amount of time.…

I guess Saracen realized that being an artist wasn't gonna pay for that expensive Chicago loft of his.

I just finished watching FNL on Monday, only to find that magnificent booster bastard selling guns and running for city council over here. He needs to lose this race and get back to Dillon where he belongs (hopefully in time for the 2nd FNL movie).

I think it's everything the rangers did pre-2009 that's gonna be problematic for a documentary. And 'two-time defending American League Champions' sounds a lot like '4-time AFC champion Buffalo Bills.' Fuck, it's depressing cheering for this team.

When I was 3 years old, my grandfather asked me if I knew the difference between a Phillips head and standard screwdriver. When I, being 3 at the time, did not know, he became so mad at my parents that he stopped speaking to my dad for about 6 months. Just remember that Phillips = 4 sides and you'll all be able to…

My cousin married into a rural-Minnesota based family, and I learned very quickly that when talking to people from Minnesota you 1) never make fun of Prairie Home Companion and 2) never, ever mention the Dallas Stars under any circumstances.

Should I read this? I mean, I'm a guy in his mid twenties (powerlifter), and I usually don't go for the big thing everybody else is reading, but the Hunger Games premise actually sounds interesting. Plus, I have a Kindle, so I could read it without the embarassment of being an adult publicly holding a book written for…

No estoy bueno! Tengo tres divorcianos y vivo en un van circa de un rio!

: does half of secret handshake, is looked at awkwardly by boss :

Tonight, at 7pm central time, I'm going to be on a motherfucking airplane. I can't tell you how damn close I came to cancelling this long-planned vacation. I'll see you guys on the recap sometime late tomorrow morning.

Ok, so I did read the article, but instead of posting some sort of critical response, I'm just going to say this: I care about this show. This show is on a very short list (and at times has been the entire list) of shows I make a point to watch while they air on network. We already have 2 and a half seasons of great…

This is un-Luck related, but good lord is this SXSW-induced lack of content making it hard to get through the work day. Can't you interns just taste test whatever's in the fridge or play a random song in that little circular room in the office?

The correct answer is "Martial Law's Carlton Cuse."  That show was basically Walker, Hong Kong Ranger (with Arsenio Hall as "The Black Guy"!)