I can log in just fine, but apparently disqus really wants me to read about Morgan Freeman.

Does this mean we're gonna have to top 30k on every recap from here on out? I mean, I'm game, I'm just gonna have to devote a lot more work time to commenting than I had anticipated.

TV shows have long been misrepresenting Dallas to the point that the rest of the world pretty much accepts this depiction of the city at face level. It's really disheartening to have people in China yell "WHO SHOT J.R.?" at you when you mention where you grew up.

This, sadly, seems like the only compelling reason for me to watch the show on hulu sometime this weekend. You know a show is in trouble when a couple of hastily-made GIFs could stop people from watching the show entirely.

Yeah, but here in the South all pizza sucks, so you might as well at least go with a well-known brand that sucks in predictable ways every time.

Qwikster! You know, for kids!

There's a guy in my neighborhood who drives an 80s Dodge Caravan with one spinning rim (presumably he can't yet afford the other 3).

Try living in San Antonio for a while then get back to me on that.

City government, sadly. In a major metropolitan area. I was surprised by this as much as you are.

Just realized that I have a 7:30pm (central time) flight on March 15th. Motherfucker.

The Blair's Death Rain taste test interview with ZMF remains one of the funniest things I've read on this site. Never before had the tenous link between futons and indian food been so expertly defined.

Fox News was mildly amusing when I lived in Chicago. Now that I'm on the Gulf Coast (where I have a neighbor who thinks Stephen Colbert is being serious), it's somewhat terrifying.

As one of the only people in my office to not own multiple guns or regularly wear a cowboy hat to work, I suspect I'm going to hear numerous, lengthy reviews of a more generous nature in upcoming weeks.

So that's not Sam Worthington? Who the hell is Sam Worthington then?

I'm just wondering how much further the show is gonna go to the right on the index.

I don't think I'm gonna listen. I'm generally of the mindset that public figures (actors, politicians, etc.) give up some of their privacy rights in exchange for making a good living by being in the public eye, but some things should remain private for everybody. I just don't think the 911 call of an in-progress…

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Late 80s? Try late 90s. Preteen rageoholic did not see Titanic 3 times because of a deep historical interest in the hubris of early 20th century shipbuilders.

Am I the only one here who hasn't done anything at work since this announcement?

Thanks for your support, friend. I'm taking this battle with rageohol one day at a time.