In Narrator's defense, his wife had REALLY let herself go, and his kids were C students, at best.

i honestly hope they lose.

i honestly hope they lose.

No, the movie was called Daylight. And it was.  That is all.

No, the movie was called Daylight. And it was.  That is all.

Only if it is Jergen's.  I won't hear of any other lotion.

Only if it is Jergen's.  I won't hear of any other lotion.

The answer is no.  There was nothing wrong with the theater, screen and audio worked, no fire alarm, and the film was playing fine.  Those people left on their own, so no refunds will be issued.  Just because they had a problem with another paying patron is not their problem.

I agree… I am pretty sure this Batman does not do enough ice skating.

I agree… I am pretty sure this Batman does not do enough ice skating.

Wait, I'm confused about the movie… the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

Wait, I'm confused about the movie… the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

Mayor Quimby: Are these people getting dumber or louder?
Aide: Dumber, sir.

Mayor Quimby: Are these people getting dumber or louder?
Aide: Dumber, sir.

Yes, they finally figured out that it is powered through the rear plug receptacle, and it works like a Van Der Graaf generator, requiring a reoccurring motion to build up electrical charge.

Yes, they finally figured out that it is powered through the rear plug receptacle, and it works like a Van Der Graaf generator, requiring a reoccurring motion to build up electrical charge.

Wait, so this woman thinks Dane Cook is funny?  Shouldn't we throw out her opinion on those grounds alone?

So some dumb bitch gets offended by free speech and anyone else is supposed to give a shit?  She should go back to rural Pakistan.

There must be a way of getting them for free… just like his music.

There must be a way of getting them for free… just like his music.