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Anonymous is just a bunch of pussies hiding in their mom's basement anyway.

Shippey, are you trying to discredit yourself in your own post?

Sean O'Neal should leave the commentary to others. 

The it why you should only sleep with cougars, because you know you went to high school with their children, so they should have moved out by the time you bang their moms.

No, if he doesn't cast Keanu Reeves, then the casting director should be black listed.

No, her power is all in the chin… like Bruce Campbell

I don't think the referee is supposed to participate Sandusky… no wonder the parents were so upset.

Just move to a real country, it is much nicer.

In the bar, with Goldblum doing Ruxin's mannerisms was spot on

Some things you can't unsee, bro

You could also be a fat gothic woman.

Um, the one with the whales is PAINFUL to watch… I refuse to even look up which one it is to make my comment seem more informed.

Which joke was funny?

Are you recieving sexts from Heath Ledger?

I have been asking for a reboot of Top Gun forever… less planes, more beach volleyball!

is a pretty douche-y name

See, the problem with that is the miscasting of Tom Cruise.  If it had been Kurt Russell, then, sure, you can assume all hope is lost.  You don't send a midget to to a big people job.

Rock bottom would be if they were all fat… oh wait, where are you Buffalo Bill when we really need you!!!

I like the idea… it has made my love life SOOOO much more acceptable.

No no, Lenny makes sense, he is the perfect stylist, he will even stuff his crotch.