If we really want to make ourselves suffer, we could just watch Whitney…

So what happens with your premature release, as you are so prone to do?

Is that why you oppose gay marriage?

Is he in the running for ugliest frontman EVER? Or most likely to be caught with an underage boy?  I forgot which one.

Well, when you get tied into a distributor in Laos, getting anything not on VHS becomes a very expensive propsition. 

How about just occupying an economics class?

Yea, I mean, how much worse can your life get… first you are born in India, and now this?

I flagged your mom once…. and all I got was XXXL underwear

The Lorax sucks!

Yea, no, not worth it.  All the Mission Impossible movies have been terrible, and I expect nothing less from Tom Cruise.  I will wait the 10 minutes after the beginning of the first screening of that movie for it to be posted on the internet. 

See, the problem with trying to make a career out of that is all the anti-corporate tree huggers on Chatroulette giving it away.

In Fox's defense, this is the first story that they have gotten 100% correct.

While it is similar in that they are both movements based on anger of the current situation in America, the Occupy Wall Street movement has a much higher Anti-Semetic sign, thievery, and rape component to it.  Not to mention the spitting on people/assault, public sex between hideous people (I am assuming they are…

So you watched baseball inspired gay porn and mad men?

Teen moms is a great show, it informs you were all the sluts are.

SO what you are saying is you have a lifetime's worth of masturbation material thanks to idiotking, mr. clark?

No, they get rid of the Nazi, too offensive and confusing…. 
offensive to people who know history
confusing because too many high schoolers think we fought WW2 with the germans against the russians.

Should someone tell NBC that no matter how many ads they make us watch, there is no way they are recoupping their losses from not cancelling Outsourced a season earlier.

It wouldn't be so bad if he would just stop wearing the "I sodomized a 13 year old girl and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" shirt. 

Is that what you told your dad when he walked in on you watching gay porn?