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So is this where Michael Bay hid the racist Transformers?

Eh, it's not like Yankees fans are any better.

Isn't this just Splash but with the deleted scene where Tom Hanks has graphic sex with the mermaid?

Sorry, I can't say one positive thing about New Jersey, so I guess I won't say anything at all…

Was John Travolta the producer?

Eclipse was only entertaining if you do not like good plot/acting/dialogue/special effects/chemistry/movies

Chicago is represented… in jail… by many of your politicians

No no, they will also be able to have sex with underage girls… he did say he wanted to promote Italy's culture.

They should have moved the funeral parlor. I am tired of looking at all those weepy people. Suck it pussies. Stop trying to bring me down.

When are film executives going to get it? I am never going to buy the DVD version of any of M. Night's films because even the good ones are only watchable once, except the Village, that wasn't even watchable the first time. Twist endings make films only good if you are in the first showing, otherwise the internet

Darth Sidious? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She will never be known as the Artist Formerly Know As Lindsay… because well, it would have a glaring factual misrepresentation.

Marcus, good job writing a news article without an obvious bias…. oh wait you fucking failed.

LaBeouf tricked the studios into thinking he could act by using Megan Fox as a supporting actress.

Bon Jovi's arguement only works if an "album" has more than 1 or 2 or 3 good tracks on it. Most of the albums nowadays are not quality all the way through. The record industry has been screwing us for years by pushing out product that is only 25% good. So his arguement is garbage until artists start putting out more

Wait, I don't get it… who doesn't like a movie about women getting abducted by tentacled aliens???? Oh, right, the tsunami happened, guess it was just bad timing for this movie

Why does the public have to fund everyone for their bad life choices??? At some point, people need to take responsiblity for their own actions and not expect people to bail them out. This country cannot afford to pay for everyone to live a party life style and when shit hits the fan, have them go out looking for a

I think the real winner is Vivid Entertainment. Finally, ad space has opened up on a program which will be more offensive than their next movie featuring only DVDA scenes.

If they want the audience to squirm, they should have Sarah Jessica Parker host. Have her ride a white stallion.

The sad thing is, Hollywood has already bought the rights for a reboot.