My feeling is, at some point people need to take personal responsibility for their actions. That is regardless of if it is the children or parents. Constantly trying to blame everyone else for how poorly you are raising your children and allowing them to view material you deem inappropriate is irresponsible. Just…

This sounds like Early Edition, but with a paper that can kind of read itself, albeit somewhat poorly.

So I should stop recycling then?

Their net profits are still in the negative, what with all the lawsuits and lawyer fees.

But Nickelback spawned Saving Abel and Hinder… how could they possibly suck, right?

Ruxin's wife thinks looking at porn is cheating, so yeah, that is pretty much a deal breaker for me.

As long it gets them to sell more delicious hot dogs, I am all for it.

Who is playing Bilbo T Baggins?

If your mom is french, did she surrender and just give it up to your dad?

I think Lolita would be better.. what child wouldn't enjopy that?

There is a very simple analogy for all of this. It is like taking out the most promiscuous girl you know for a date. At the end of the night, she tells you she really likes you and doesn't want to "ruin" the evening. There were unstated expectations that are not getting fulfilled. So you get upset that you wasted…

The kid was probably stealing music

The show just needs a reboot…. cause, if the movie industry has taught us anything mildly useful, it is that people love when you reboot things.

If the Walking Dead teaches us anything, it is that Christians were wrong because they were not saved. Hopefully, there will be a flashback showing how Xenu took all the Scientologists to safety or whatever it is that they believe.

fever is not that bad… the anal warts are a killer though

Maybe she will learn how good a nerd can be sexually…. well the rest of you nerds better hope so! Cause I already have a girlfriend, she is a Swedish bikini model, and on photo shoots a lot which is why you have never met her….

Is he related to Gordon Freeman?

Douche from Linkin Park???? Could you be more specific, we see a lot of douches from that particular park.

Hopefully, Morgan Freeman will do the narative work.