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Dirk Calloway
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"Mr. Rectal Exam Machine GO!"

Don't worry, every scene featuring O.J. has him getting injured and humiliated.

Caption contest: "Ah yeah, these are bringing back some fond memories…"

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus  I pictured Wayne Cambell doing that instead.

Your friends are wankers.

I'm being postmodern, before it's fashionable.

I don't think he did.

Please don't make him speak with an American accent, for the love of God.

You make a good point.  I wasn't familiar with "Life On Mars" when I first heard "Everything Zen" and I thought the line 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' was one of the dumbest lyrics I'd ever heard.  Yet Bowie can sell it and Rossdale just… can't.

Things have changed so much.

You stole my Jesus fish!

Finally, a place to complain about the prequels!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus I spent hours on that tumblr yesterday, got my boss and a few co-workers into it too.  That guy's brilliant.

When has that ever happened?

I got Like Spinning Plates at the 2001 Stone Mountain show, before they put out I Might Be Wrong Live Recordings.  That was special.

You just made them sound great.

Technology is cyclical!

You get a light saber!  And YOU get a light saber!  And YOU and YOU and YOU!!  EVERYBODY GETS LIGHT SABERRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!

Of course, he IS a character.  Doesn't mean that he HAS character.

You can't say fucker on NBC.  Yet.