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Dirk Calloway
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I used to date a girl who starred with him on that Ed Asner sitcom Thunder Alley from the 90's.  Says he's the sweetest man who has ever lived.

Merriweather Post Pavilion

Poor.

I would have written a poem but I was in too big a hurry to get a firstie.

This is my 1000th comment.

Help computer.

No, she was the cheese and he was the macaroni.

I could fit four Cobains in my suit and I'm the opposite of dead fat Biggie.

Started and completed season one of FNL.  Started season two.  The drop in quality was readily apparent.

I have to be the only voice of dissent over the Raid.  Those fight scenes all just go on too goddamn long.

Hey, some of Reed's solo stuff isn't that bad.

And I'm guessing you exclude Bana because he was just fucking hopeless.

Yeah, but I don't really care for that song anyway, voice or lyrics.

I kinda dug Red State. Like the Dan said, some interesting ideas, some bad ones, but I don't regret the time spent.

The Labyrinth thing did occur to me but I wanted to make my own joke super obvious which, in hindsight, I realize was a mistake.

IRM.

Hey, I said I could BEGIN to tell you what it's about.  I didn't say nothing about CONTINUING to tell you what it's about, let alone COMPLETING telling you what it's about.

Ok, it's about this girl.

You can't keep a Dead Man Down.

I actually read Rabin's review for this fairly recently and I could probably at least begin to tell you what it's about.