Aw, no one mentioned Brian Chippendale of Lightning Bolt.

After me, the luge.

At first I thought it was "Skeletonswitch", which sounded sort of awesome.

You're attracted to fucked up Latin?

Ok, so her cat and dog died, but I trust the turtle is still perched majestically on her head.

That's a very odd expression on his face.

Yeah, I'm with Josh on this one as well. I think that song gave me OCD, judging from how often I listen to it on repeat, and that line in particular is freakishly good.

I haven't seen Buscemi in anything other than movies — is he a funny guy?

You are a bad person for doing so. This is more annoying than most gimmick posters. From all the "likes", you are not alone, but you're still wrong.

Is she married?

Scrawler, we all love you (you seem genuinely like a really nice person), but you can't just "like" every comment which you are responding to — dammit, we have standards here!

Say "Oregon" again.

Ok, you're American, but Calgary, Alberta is not exactly Bumbfuck, NowhereVille, so it's probably more an issue of what's up with Atlanta.

Ok, you're a busy guy with lots of newswires to write, but "I cut and pasted an incorrect statement" does not exactly let you off the hook. Don't simply blame the source, admit that you didn't take the time to verify the content.

Anyways, you fail for your misuse of the word 'sensational': the "people" (whoever the fuck they are) are not promoting the movie. Try enthusiastic, maybe?

When did you get all serious, Horatio? Chill, the movie will be as good as it is, regardless of the hype machine. Anyways, my point is, stick to the one-liners, which you are very good at.

I agree: the main question is what the fuck does "ghost protocol" mean? If I'm dead, I'm not following no damn rules.

Yeah, but nerds like that, us masochistic fuckers. But glad to hear that spirituality is not dead.

If this is all you have to like those films, then you're trying too hard.

Not to sound like a sycophant, but O'Neil is pretty much past grades — he does his thing, and it's a good thing, and you like it or not. Dude is on a whole other level of schtick.