When I was 10 I got into a playground fistfight over the lyrics of the theme song to the Fresh Prince Of Bell Air. Obviously, the prince is "rapping": "The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror." I mean, you even see the fucking dice in the mirror. But this idiot classmate of mine swore that he was…

Most of you will know this I suppose, but the junior cop in the above scene was played by the screenwriter John Hodge.

Most of you will know this I suppose, but the junior cop in the above scene was played by the screenwriter John Hodge.

The dog I grew up with has been gone at least 13 years now – longer than he was even alive – but I still miss him, and dream about him sometimes.

The dog I grew up with has been gone at least 13 years now – longer than he was even alive – but I still miss him, and dream about him sometimes.

Hey Delvis, the original version of Dolphins was not by Tim Buckley. It was written by Fred Neil, and it's his version used in this episode.

Hey Delvis, the original version of Dolphins was not by Tim Buckley. It was written by Fred Neil, and it's his version used in this episode.

Top Gun 2: Aerobatic Boogaloo?

Top Gun 2: Aerobatic Boogaloo?

You take that back. EMF's second album Stigma is neglected wall-to-wall awesomeness.

You take that back. EMF's second album Stigma is neglected wall-to-wall awesomeness.

All aboard the Caravan Of Courage.

All aboard the Caravan Of Courage.

Classic Franklin and Bash.

Classic Franklin and Bash.

Around The Sun is the only REM album in my mother's cd collection. I think that says it all, no?

Around The Sun is the only REM album in my mother's cd collection. I think that says it all, no?

Are you disputing that it was highly acclaimed? Because that's beyond dispute. But if you're saying it didn't deserve the acclaim … then you're wrong about that too.

Are you disputing that it was highly acclaimed? Because that's beyond dispute. But if you're saying it didn't deserve the acclaim … then you're wrong about that too.

Twixt my nethers.