The Haganah have thrown plenty of Mazel Tov cocktails.

"I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?"

So was Mary Magdalene.

BRING THE NOISE!

He applauds Brexit and puts down a woman (PJ). Is Morrissey Donald Trump?
EDIT: Plus unkind words toward immigrants.

I thought we were getting a Necco wafer biopic.

Dr. Steve Brule should be able to clear this up.

Honey, just allow him one more chance.

Civ
Honest, I'm only going to play ONE more round tonight!

A silly running joke that I recommend is placing an asterisk next to every mention of the Patriots so that we are reminded of their commitment to football integrity.

Watching this I thought if you're a conservative Catholic, how depressed are you that the candidate that claims to support your cause is about to have his political career (rightfully) ended while an archbishop is yucking it up with the other candidate, who staunchly and passionately supports Roe v. Wade?

Joey Ramone, is that you?

*wraps up like a douche*

TheS ain't a very good pun thread

The fresh veggies are what I like about El Pollo Loco, in addition to the chicken.

"In March 2014, new tax filings from 2012 showed that Chick-fil-A had stopped funding all but one organization which had been previously criticized by LGBT activists and supporters." I think that's your 'almost'.

What I remember most about the movie was how matter-of-fact the killings looked. There was no dramatic buildup; their suddenness made them even more shocking.

2 Live Crew's conviction was overturned on appeal.

I was thinking that Jello Biafra had been convicted of obscenity for the cover of 'Frankenchrist'. Mistrial followed by dropped charges.

Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk.