ba-stank?

SPOILER: Obama's of Kenyan descent

If the Cubs go to 4 straight World Series and lose, then they can talk.

A man, a pa, Panama.

Judas!

The woman sitting next to him? Thurston Moore's mom.

I don't believe in Zimmerman.

"Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage" - Bob Dylan, 1995

Will the Nobel ceremony be in Heaven, Hell or Houston?

9-11am: beauty pageant
11am-1pm: beauty pageant
1pm-3pm:…

It was an 'Astute of Liberty' play.

8 children from one wife.

King Crimson's "Moonchild" while bowling.

Corgan is a Chicago sports fan, so no.

Wouldn't he sue Pavement?

Is there life on armoires?

I don't believe in modern furniture.

Scrooged reference!

How much does Tity Boi get?

Uh, Queens?