Faith Evans takes you down to her place near the river …

I think her cool detachment was supposed to channel Grace Slick.

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Relativistic time/mass/length effects at Newtonian speeds.

Why doesn't Friends Arena just eat KFC Yum! Center?

"moody programming"
Does that mean that they are moody while sequencing the tracks or does that describe the tone of the sequence of songs themselves?

UFF DA!

Especially the part where she dates William Bennett.

"Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
"OK you can pass Go. Here's $200."

Bruce was Wendy the whole time.

You need to work this story into a remake of "Highway Patrolman".

Is it within the realm of possibility that running an offense as quickly as possible actually hurts the offense's chances for success more than it catches opposing defenses off-guard?

#2 is Christian Hackenberg.

*watches the Bills blank the Pats at Foxboro
*cranks up "Heart of the Sunrise" to 11

999,999
1,000,000

Mercury Rev - "Goddess on a Hiway"
Beach House - "Wishes"
Basia Bulat - "Glory Days" - AVClub version

Ed O'Neill
Ed McMahon
Ed Sheeran
Ed Helms
Edward James Olmos
Edward Scissorhands
Ed Kowalczyk
Ed Sullivan
Eddie Vedder
Ed Asner

Would Vilanch be there if it wasn't named 5 Guys?

TITMOUSE!

"Big Macs were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor."