More Big Macs for me.

Stratford-On-Guy's chords aren't exotic but that progression in the verse is pretty unusual.

I take the Acela just to avoid any two East Coast airport experiences.

rhymes with Dolores

Willem Dafoe?

Did he say, "Come on pilgrim, you know He loves you!" in concert?

Great Job, Internet!
Where will it end?

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

It's like 17000 pho spoons when all you need is a knife.

It was Zamfir.

Those cats were fast like Charlotte Rampling!

In other news, Paris Hilton was a victim of a jewel heist in Kardashia.

It takes longer to read the title than to gratify myself.

D'yer Mak'er?

True Stories.

Wasn't there some story about how 10 times more people claim to have been at Woodstock '69 than could've possibly been there?

So is William Devane.

Are the control system's poles in the left-hand plane or the right-hand plane?

CutCo Knives
Get them to sign … on the line … which is DOTTED!

I thought he was more of a Settlers of Catan fan.