Maybe this is Neil Young?

You can absolutely run to Isolation.

* leans against locker
* flicks hair out of eyes
* stares off into the distance
* sighs

One more time oughtta get it.

* rips off Funkadelic

Now you're making me miss Chris Squire!

it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

I don't think Geezer would've misspelled his own name. That's Ozzy.

That poster reminds me that I haven't read an issue of Computer Shopper in many years. Is it still around?

How will I save my little boy
from Redenbacher's deadly toy?

00.089

A Moon Shaped Pool.

That's from a Terry Crews Old Spice ad, right?

In honor of Fyvush Finkel's passing, tangentially, …
"I don't want Santana Abraxas! I've just been in a terrible accident!

So you're saying it's removable?

At least you didn't show Smash Mouth dude masturbating with an icicle.

"listen you 'quee-ah', stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll pop you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered!"

If you take everything you've accomplished in your entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent!

A-S-S-M-A-N
A-S-S-M-A-N
A-S-S-M-A-N
A-S-S-M-A-N …

You're an anti-reunionite!