I'm doing the reunion show Jerry and I'm lovin' it!

"There's goes da-na-na na-na-na-na .. mine goes da-na-na na-na-na-na-NA-NA… totally different."

I haven't heard a single note played by Party Cannon and I already like them.

* destroys Martin Mull record collection

I agree. It's not as if people are sick of Pink Floyd because they hear "Candy and A Currant Bun" too much.

My father asked my mother's father for her hand in marriage and her father said, "Would it make any difference if I said 'no'?"…and he was about as traditional as anyone I've known.

Duran Duran.

October is after September ends.

He's been waiting for a guide to come and take him by the hand.

Pokémon Palare

I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.

In Street Fighter, can you blow up The Chicken Man?
EDIT: MothraStewart, I had your interests at heart.

We just put up with it. Maybe it takes just the right type of cute and quirky female to bring the best out in us.

NO COMEDY PLEASE

Yeah I just assumed that whole post was in Afrikaans.

"Jesus fails again. Sad(ducee)!"

Seinfeld Quote Generator has been off his/her/its game lately.

One day I will see labia and not think Lawrence Of My Labia.

Is there a clean pervert?

You'll have to say goodbye, horses.