Harrison Ford will be frantically searching for a white lady.

Idris Elba in drag.

Casino Banale
Live and Let Wan
A Quantum of Sulk
The World is Not Bored Enough
LazyEye
The Living Dullards

- Antonio Cromartie

Keep them mowing blades sharp

just around the corner
there's a bed of cold pavement (Sleep Number 99)
waiting for me

'atomic' wedgie? Is that making a wedgie while listening to George Clinton?

…and that in reviewing the Incesticide track list, he thought Nirvana was, at times, rather new-wave.

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I would've yelled for her to play other Joan Jett songs.

A missed opportunity in not casting Janice as Tina Weymouth.

I climbed up the ladder and grabbed the magnifying glass hanging from a string to view a piece of paper that said "no".

I recall Prince saying "She's pretty good … for a girl." at the start of her drum solo. Then, she took it up a notch.

Purple November Rain.

No mention of Matthew Dellavedova?

I was there at the first Can show … in Cologne.

"We're a loving couple - Fanning time … just look like you like me."
"We just don't touch each other."

Angel-headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the transit system of night

"Tony, but maybe that doesn't really count…"

They're the King of Donair of indie bands.