*Picks nose*
*Inadvertently buys AVClub for $1,200,000,000.45*

The AV Club
"I'm not a witch…I'm you!"

AVClub's input to the Dawes Wikipedia entry was glorious.

J-P. Sartre's No Brexit

Or backwards from 'Z'.

It's the fifth and twenty-first letters of the English alphabet, but that's not important right now.

He'll only be around until LCD Soundsystem goes back on tour.

It sounds like you have some discontent concerning Streep's Wintour.

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" - Kylo Ren

First you get the farting, then you get the boner, then you get the corpse.

the telephone is ringing
is that my mother on the phone?

Vinyl had its Altamont.

Clint Howard as …

A chick and two male prostitutes for the Genesis scene - that's what I was expecting.

Oh yeah that was the discussion. How did MTV decide he should critique anyone's poetry?

I remember Kurt Loder interviewing Jewel when 'A Night Without Armor' was published. He pointed out that Jewel misspelled 'knight' and she said basically, 'um..yeah..artistic license.'

The Brothers Ryan will see that the Bills take their rightful spot atop the AFC East.

Mother, May I Pull The 'Do Not Remove' Tag From My Pillow?

"Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam, and hit 'em hard. In Saigon, the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms,…

"You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes. I go over to Silvio's and it's like the Girl Scouts over there."