i've two that battle for the top spot:

meh, i like it but it's usually too rich for me. i can have half of a forkful and i'm good on cheesecake for the next six months.

great question… i love Little Caesars, and will until i die. hm, i wonder if those sentiments are related?

well, i for one sure hope you bros are able to work this out amicably.

i would rather eat a box of Scrabble tiles than play or watch Monopoly in any format.

yes, 920 years ago… crap, i'd COMPLETELY forgotten they were restored!

http://southpark.cc.com/cli…

Palom and Porom would like a word with you…

yes, 'current gen'. Xbox1 was 'next gen' only before it was released.

this, 100%:

i think Blu-ray players can play Blu-rays.

one of the best lines in the history of television…

wow, could not agree more, Mr. Monster. i liked that movie a lot, but i wanted to know much more about that aspect…

please tread elsewhere, for i am currently engaged in masturbatory practices.

if only you hadn't let Hank trick you, you goddamned fool…

more efficient? puree, then pour into ice cube trays. freeze solid, then swallow cubes whole.

methinks it's time to update a few of your jokes, mate.

wait… so you either play for several pro sports teams, or you just flashed us a bunch of shitty *replica* championship rings?

minor goosebumps…

thanks, i'd forgotten all about Blast Corps! the N64 was something magical, man. there was a feel to some of the games… a couple-year period in there where that shit was pure magic, man.