i liked it. i thought it would have been perfect with a little tweaking…

this is almost as culturally-confusing as Fan Death.

he was a self-centered evil genius with a penchant for poor decisions, and yeah, i rooted for him. and would again.

and let me guess— Toys 'R Us will pull this from their shelves, too!

exactly what i thought.

this was obviously a move for publicity… and pieces like this grant said publicity.

dear god this is wonderful. i sometimes miss JD as if he were a friend. few people have created art that has had this effect on me.

but honestly, who here hasn't dallied with the Squishee delivery lady?

ah, i will never tire of the age-old debate:

that's a paddlin'.

goddamm it, i play this variant of The Game, wherein i lose when i see/ hear a reference to Lena Dunham (lord knows i don't think of her spontaneously on my own).

i love this article more than i do football itself. keep up the good work!

wait, the The John Larroquette Show was set in St. Louis? i did not know that!

so i'm just finishing up lunch, when my boss walks in.

are you guys still friends?

wait… did i see The Purge: Anarchy?

i have a similar story… x years ago, a good friend got a demo disc and begged me to create an account so we could play together. i resisted and resisted, knowing that i did not need another major addiction in my life.

NO

i greatly enjoyed Breaking Bad.

or, entirely awful. but one of the two, for certain.