I feel like everybody is too quick to hate on movies and too slow to think "this movie would be awesome to watch drunk."

I figured if a pig could realize his dream of herding sheep, an android could do the same with electric sheep.

I mostly watch Arrow for its Tudors-esque unintentional comedy, so I wasn't really too concerned with the content of the review one way or the other, but I was disgusted by the review itself. Someone who is paid to write things ought to have at least a vague notion of how to structure a sentence.

Snidely Q. Dooshbaghe is a parody account, right? I feel like he just goes from topic to topic, vomiting up one vapidly iconoclast opinion after the next. I haven't bothered to read his profile or anything, but from the name and the comments I've seen, I'm assuming it's a joke. Nevermind, don't tell me. I don't wanna…

Generally, I like the F&C episodes, and I was a fan of the Marshall Lee story — although, that might be because Marshall Lee's persona as dickish faux-flirt is one I identify with more than I'd like to — but I am worried by their increasing prevalence. I don't think there's been an Ice King episode this season that…

Yeah, I also realized I don't wear the right shoes. Still, I'll have to remember it as an easy Halloween costume; switch out my boots for kicks, pop in some vampire fangs, mess up my hair a little more, and I can change from a punk kid who had to get a job to a Vampire King in just a few easy minutes. Also, you have…

Does it count as cosplay if I just kinda dress like Marshall Lee already?

So, Megan Ganz has never written an episode with Annie in it before and just assumed she said "aww" a lot, huh?

So, the new writers never watched an episode with Annie in it before and just assumed she said "aww" a lot, huh?

I feel like Dean Pelton was one of the major redeaning features of an episode that, I'll agree, just wasn't the same in a lot of ways. The episode seemed to have trouble findean its feet with all the other characters, but even jokes that were just about the Dean really worked for me. Annie's prank, from the forensics…

I feel like this reviewer is much more easily confused by a fairly simple punctuation mark than one ought to be. I mean, really, does he just break down crying when he sees an em-dash?

Bowie'll lose, because Keats and Yeats are on his side, while Wilde is on Morrissey's.

I don't see why there couldn't be an orangutan named Fred Trump

I feel like Snoop Dogg is the hardest working man in showbusiness. I mean, seriously, I feel like he is in more media than he is not in.

We're weirdos who believe in some imagined conspiracy called "the mancession."

Uuum, dude, I'm pretty sure fairies are different from white people. Bjork is there to pander to the "hidden people" at the venue.

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds really delicious? Lemon and blueberry is a pretty classic combination and I can't imagine the lavender being a bad thing, let alone that bad a thing.

I don't know where you're getting these examples, but Michael Vick does not win games.

So, if the D- is the "Gentleman's F," is a D+ the "Male Chauvanist Pig's C?"

Uuuhm, that's what he said, dude. Tekken is Japanese for "Seven Samurai."