I'm pretty sure pictures of, like, bridges and streetlamps in the rain with kinda romantic but mostly idiotic quotes about believing in yourself and that sort of nonsense typed "artfully" over the picture is the quintessential tumblr construct.

I just figured it was an attempt to cash in to the internet's inane fascination with bacon. By "the internet," I mean the awful, miserable extreme of reddit users who think that any reference to bacon as a vegetable not only counts as a joke, but as a clever joke.

It's a Will Self book. The whole thing probably is kind of a joke.

I wonder if Matt Pike is such a huge stoner because everything makes him want to puke.

Considering that J&B exists, Scotch hand lotion really isn't so bad.

Considering that J&B exists, Scotch hand lotion really isn't so bad.

Well, they actually probably do need to be clued in about older Sesame Street music, like she's talking about; I imagine a lot of kids might not think to look at Sesame Street's music from the past few decades. More to the point, the article also recommends topricalia, which isn't stereotypical "rockist" fare, and…

Sesame Street is the very centerpiece of the rockist canon.

Later, a fly gets in the conference room and ABC goes nuts, apologizing as deliriously collapses.

As long as he's gay for Danzig. Or Doyle. or Jerry. I guess even Graves would be okay, I mean, it's his life.

Aw, man. I never watched this show, but now I'm just imaging Jesse Pinkman sitting in front of his kick-ass flatscreen with that thing where the blacks are, like, y'know, really, really, really black, numbly punching the channel for ABC over and over again on his remote, as though flipping back and forth that one last…

Aw, man. I never watched this show, but now I'm just imaging Jesse Pinkman sitting in front of his kick-ass flatscreen with that thing where the blacks are, like, y'know, really, really, really black, numbly punching the channel for ABC over and over again on his remote, as though flipping back and forth that one last…

If my kids ever listen to anything but the Misfits, I'm kicking them out onto the street.

Why is everyone downpressing Snoop Lion?  Also, how do they intend to downpress without cause of action?

Is this Nick and Nora martini really a thing? I've never heard one ordered before and a search for the name just turns up a few recipes for, well, a regular martini. Would a Nick and Nora martini just be a martini in a Nick and Nora glass?

Aw, man! Now what will I overhear, mistake for At the Drive In, and then be disappointed by?