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The Horta
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What do you mean?

People like Slartibartfast are so fucking boring.
Jesus.

There's a lot of buzz around the new Horta album.

The Shit
Andrew Bird crosses physical boundaries.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

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M.I.A.B+HORTA=PALPATINE

His comment history isn't as Hortastic as mine.

I liked the part with the Horta.

Well, I put the "whore" in Horta.

The singer-songwriter.

George Michael should get a Horta tattoo.

There were totally some Hortas at Sundance.

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I would have spelled chief as "H o r t a"

The Horta's Quiz
What is the H word?

Horgasm
Is this a Hip-Hopera?
If not, then no dice.

It's not bad.
It's means you're human.

Hortas, of course
Oh my dog.
Oh my bad.