Yeah, that site is the shit.

This is the foundation of…
PAAAAIIIIN!
PAAAAIIIIIN!

Yo olvide decir, yo soy el mas macho de todo. Por que soy el Horta.

Speak Hortese or shut the fuck up!

Dude, man.

Unless you've got Bonkers with you… two hammers are enough to strike fear into even the most matronly of Hortas…

Dude, if a phaser can't stop me…

Join this thread, damn you!

But it would be more fun with another Horta.

I could do this all night.

Jesus.

That wasn't a typo.
I was referring to the Audio Cisual Club.

The opinions of The Horta
Enjoyed the article as usual… up to the AV Club standards.
But this article was in English too.
I enjoy the occasional English article as much as the next Horta, but does every goddamn article have to be in English? Variety is the spice of life, guys.

Why, yes, just the other day, in fact!
Why do you ask?

mbs, sing it, sister!

Sex Farm
I can't wait till you get to "The Devil in the Dark".

mbs, you may not say that.

You should scan the book section more often.

I don't need your approval, only your attention.

Guess who's back? It's
Read and enjoy. The magic is back.
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