Amen to that, brother.

My pet hate: Ignorant miners.

You're just jealous. Admit it, you knock-kneed little bitch.

No, I always pictured myself dying on a Southern porch, sipping lemonade and watching all the little Hortas tunneling through rock in the front yard…

….ahem….

So hard!
To believe this is happening to me, an amazing feeling coming through!

Tenth!
Tenth!

Ninth!
Ninth!

Eighth!
Eighth!

Seventh!
Seventh!

Sixth!
Sixth!

Fifth!
Fifth!

Fourth!
Fourth!

Third!
Third!

Second!
Second!

Hortastic!
This is my second first!

I second that emotion.

Barack Obama doesn't care about indigenous people.

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Since when are citizens supposed to "serve" the president?
That was kind of creepy.
If anyone said that about ol George, or even Clinton, people would freak the fuck out.